用你“勤劳”的双手改变世界,Pornhub 推出 Wankband 手环
如果 Wankband 能够普及,相信每天看看朋友们手环上的电量就能获得好多信息……
可穿戴智能设备的大规模实现已经让这个科技新宠神秘不再,同样以此为灵感打造的众多手环也是不断刷新着我们的视野…以及下限。近日美国知名成人网站 Pornhub 便全新发布 Wankband 手环,以科技之名让你的 happy time 变得更加“有效”。如同名字般直接残暴,佩戴上 Wankband 后,能够通过内置科技装置让你在某种运动中产生电量并贮存在手环内,经过积累后就可以给任何电子产品进行充电,不要想歪,某种运动的意思就是某种运动(不局限)。这一奇思妙想实在令人大呼惊奇,从没想到这样私密的欢乐时光也能为环保带来益处,让自己达到的“身心幸福”感满载。当然这也不仅仅局限于各位男士,相信女性朋友们佩戴上 Wankband 也可以…总之,通过勤劳的双手为地球能源做出一点贡献是没有错的!但是自身“发电”需谨慎,毕竟身体才是革命的本钱。
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1 | 0.0000 | 356552 | {main}( ) | .../index.php:0 |
2 | 0.0000 | 356912 | require( '/mnt/deploy.bak/test.nowre.com/web/wp-blog-header.php ) | .../index.php:17 |
3 | 0.0997 | 6734416 | require_once( '/mnt/deploy.bak/test.nowre.com/web/wp-includes/template-loader.php ) | .../wp-blog-header.php:19 |
4 | 0.1053 | 6739960 | include( '/mnt/deploy.bak/test.nowre.com/web/wp-content/themes/nowre_2023/single.php ) | .../template-loader.php:106 |
5 | 0.1436 | 7008280 | include( '/mnt/deploy.bak/test.nowre.com/web/wp-content/themes/nowre_2023/template-singles/image.php ) | .../single.php:47 |
6 | 0.1469 | 6993632 | get_template_part( $slug = 'template-parts/content', $name = 'title-content-share', $args = ??? ) | .../image.php:12 |
7 | 0.1469 | 6994224 | locate_template( $template_names = [0 => 'template-parts/content-title-content-share.php', 1 => 'template-parts/content.php'], $load = TRUE, $load_once = FALSE, $args = [] ) | .../general-template.php:204 |
8 | 0.1469 | 6994384 | load_template( $_template_file = '/mnt/deploy.bak/test.nowre.com/web/wp-content/themes/nowre_2023/template-parts/content-title-content-share.php', $load_once = FALSE, $args = [] ) | .../template.php:718 |
9 | 0.1469 | 6994664 | require( '/mnt/deploy.bak/test.nowre.com/web/wp-content/themes/nowre_2023/template-parts/content-title-content-share.php ) | .../template.php:785 |
10 | 0.1482 | 7071216 | include( '/mnt/deploy.bak/test.nowre.com/web/wp-content/themes/nowre_2023/template-parts/content-share.php ) | .../content-title-content-share.php:4 |
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1 | 0.0000 | 356552 | {main}( ) | .../index.php:0 |
2 | 0.0000 | 356912 | require( '/mnt/deploy.bak/test.nowre.com/web/wp-blog-header.php ) | .../index.php:17 |
3 | 0.0997 | 6734416 | require_once( '/mnt/deploy.bak/test.nowre.com/web/wp-includes/template-loader.php ) | .../wp-blog-header.php:19 |
4 | 0.1053 | 6739960 | include( '/mnt/deploy.bak/test.nowre.com/web/wp-content/themes/nowre_2023/single.php ) | .../template-loader.php:106 |
5 | 0.1436 | 7008280 | include( '/mnt/deploy.bak/test.nowre.com/web/wp-content/themes/nowre_2023/template-singles/image.php ) | .../single.php:47 |
6 | 0.1469 | 6993632 | get_template_part( $slug = 'template-parts/content', $name = 'title-content-share', $args = ??? ) | .../image.php:12 |
7 | 0.1469 | 6994224 | locate_template( $template_names = [0 => 'template-parts/content-title-content-share.php', 1 => 'template-parts/content.php'], $load = TRUE, $load_once = FALSE, $args = [] ) | .../general-template.php:204 |
8 | 0.1469 | 6994384 | load_template( $_template_file = '/mnt/deploy.bak/test.nowre.com/web/wp-content/themes/nowre_2023/template-parts/content-title-content-share.php', $load_once = FALSE, $args = [] ) | .../template.php:718 |
9 | 0.1469 | 6994664 | require( '/mnt/deploy.bak/test.nowre.com/web/wp-content/themes/nowre_2023/template-parts/content-title-content-share.php ) | .../template.php:785 |
10 | 0.1482 | 7071216 | include( '/mnt/deploy.bak/test.nowre.com/web/wp-content/themes/nowre_2023/template-parts/content-share.php ) | .../content-title-content-share.php:4 |
( ! ) Fatal error: Uncaught Error: Class "Endroid\QrCode\QrCode" not found in /mnt/deploy.bak/test.nowre.com/web/wp-content/themes/nowre_2023/template-parts/content-share.php on line 21 | ||||
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# | Time | Memory | Function | Location |
1 | 0.0000 | 356552 | {main}( ) | .../index.php:0 |
2 | 0.0000 | 356912 | require( '/mnt/deploy.bak/test.nowre.com/web/wp-blog-header.php ) | .../index.php:17 |
3 | 0.0997 | 6734416 | require_once( '/mnt/deploy.bak/test.nowre.com/web/wp-includes/template-loader.php ) | .../wp-blog-header.php:19 |
4 | 0.1053 | 6739960 | include( '/mnt/deploy.bak/test.nowre.com/web/wp-content/themes/nowre_2023/single.php ) | .../template-loader.php:106 |
5 | 0.1436 | 7008280 | include( '/mnt/deploy.bak/test.nowre.com/web/wp-content/themes/nowre_2023/template-singles/image.php ) | .../single.php:47 |
6 | 0.1469 | 6993632 | get_template_part( $slug = 'template-parts/content', $name = 'title-content-share', $args = ??? ) | .../image.php:12 |
7 | 0.1469 | 6994224 | locate_template( $template_names = [0 => 'template-parts/content-title-content-share.php', 1 => 'template-parts/content.php'], $load = TRUE, $load_once = FALSE, $args = [] ) | .../general-template.php:204 |
8 | 0.1469 | 6994384 | load_template( $_template_file = '/mnt/deploy.bak/test.nowre.com/web/wp-content/themes/nowre_2023/template-parts/content-title-content-share.php', $load_once = FALSE, $args = [] ) | .../template.php:718 |
9 | 0.1469 | 6994664 | require( '/mnt/deploy.bak/test.nowre.com/web/wp-content/themes/nowre_2023/template-parts/content-title-content-share.php ) | .../template.php:785 |
10 | 0.1482 | 7071216 | include( '/mnt/deploy.bak/test.nowre.com/web/wp-content/themes/nowre_2023/template-parts/content-share.php ) | .../content-title-content-share.php:4 |